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#	Title	Category	Rating
1	Are caterpillars good to eat? - \|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to mention such thing...Read the whole joke	Food Jokes	2.75
2	Blonde and Hairdresser - A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working there for a hairc...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	2.5
3	Drown my troubles - I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can't get my wife to go swimming!...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	2.5
4	5 drinks - A well dressed gentlemen enters the bar of a five star restaurant, sits at the bar and orders four v...Read the whole joke	Drunks	2.5
5	Are You Really Sure? - \|A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"In a hushed voice, t...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	2.5
6	Farmer jokes - What do you call an Arab dairy farmer? A milk sheik....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	2.5
7	A woman's dictionary - \|Argument (argyoument) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized ...Read the whole joke	Mixed Jokes	2
8	Adults have learned - \|Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree....Read the whole joke	Mom/Dad Jokes	1.5
9	A Martha Stewart Christmas - \|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don't need diamond earrings, handy s...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	0.5
10	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	0
11	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	0
12	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	0
13	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	0
14	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	0
15	horse - This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	0
16	bear and a rabbit - A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A genie pops o...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	0
17	Do Elephants Ever Forget? - Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money....Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	0
18	Elephants and Cell-Phones - Q: Why don't elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won't know their plans....Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	0
19	I'll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred - Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can't fly to Florida like the rest of the old ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	0
20	A blind man in a store - A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and b...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	0
21	There are no dogs allowed here - A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	0
22	Racoon Joke - Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a car....Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	0
23	Seeing Eye Dog - A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man'...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	0
24	Got Any Grapes? - A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?" The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that n...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	0
25	Grape and Elephant - Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None. It just lets out a little wine...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	0